Troublesome quandaries can burst through the ER doors at any moment. Inscrutable ER curtains conceal patients’ weird and shocking sexual misadventures. Ever wonder what goes on behind those curtains?

Embark upon a journey guided by The AssMaster as he is challenged by his patients’ tribulations of the human undercarriage. Learn the AssMaster’s origin story. And then enjoy a voyeuristic fly-on-the-wall perspective on insertions gone wrong and other travails of the nether regions.

Crack open The AssMaster Chronicles, and become an enthusiastic “civilian” observer of those bizarre and very real human stories. The memoir is a unique entertainment and education right at your fingertips. As we say in the ER,

“You can’t make this shit up.”

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